penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

(via dont-take-kevin-seriously)

eurotrottest:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

Oooooo

(via m-130901)

TO ALL THE GIRLS who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives—Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin, Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.
I have no idea where this is from but this makes me very happy (via tealitefulfitness)

(via lifeseudora)

bagmilk:

lemme whispa in ya ear

(via bruhplease)

djibouti:

anyway I’m sleep now 😒😒😴😴

(via beyoncebeytwice)

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

(via bruhplease)

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via bruhplease)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via bruhplease)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(via bruhplease)

frogflesh:

I love this so much I reblog it every time I see it on my dash

(via followandreblog)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via bruhplease)